{"title":"Featured","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"super-glooper-1000","title":"Super Glooper 1000","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"216\"\u003eThis is a knife sanitiser dispenser.\u003cbr data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eIt squirts gel when you flick the toggle. That is the whole idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"425\"\u003eIt is called the Super Glooper because the nozzle is a teat style toggle that dispenses sanitiser properly, not in sad little dribbles. It is called the 1000 because it holds 1000 ml. \"Super Glooper One Litre\" sounded bloody lame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eIt is made entirely from stainless steel.\u003cbr data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"471\"\u003eLaser cut. BUT THEN ALSO Laser welded. No coatings. No paint. Nothing to rust. Nothing to crack. It will outlive most Landcruiser Utes, and probably even you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"802\"\u003eIt is designed for people who actually need to clean knives properly while working. Roo shooters. Processors. 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Laser cut. Laser welded. No coatings. No plastic. Nothing to rust, crack, or fall apart. You fill it with sanitising solution and actually clean your knives properly instead of pretending you did. When you are done, you pull the bung and empty the bloodbath somewhere far away from the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"791\" data-start=\"618\"\u003eDesigned for Roo shooters and anyone working remotely who needs proper hygiene without mucking around. Drop the knife in. Let it soak. Pull it out clean. Repeat as required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"870\" data-start=\"793\"\u003eIt does not beep.\u003cbr data-end=\"813\" data-start=\"810\"\u003eIt does not spray.\u003cbr data-end=\"833\" data-start=\"830\"\u003eIt does not rely on disposable parts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"951\" data-start=\"872\"\u003eIt just sits there doing its job, quietly judging anything that came before it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"953\"\u003eIf this feels excessive, you are not the customer.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YOWIE GEAR","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45271008542777,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/9967\/2377\/files\/Bloodbath.png?v=1766293171"},{"product_id":"the-pegging-shaft","title":"The Pegging Shaft","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"171\" data-start=\"101\"\u003eYes, we know what you are thinking.\u003cbr data-end=\"139\" data-start=\"136\"\u003eGet your mind out of the gutter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"396\" data-start=\"173\"\u003eThe Pegging Shaft is a tool for driving pegs into the ground without getting on your knees, bending over, or carrying on like it is a full body workout. You stand upright, line it up, and drive the peg where it needs to go, hard and fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"563\" data-start=\"398\"\u003eIt is made for camps, work sites, and anywhere pegs need to be really hammered hard or properly screwed without wrecking your back, knees or your patience. Simple idea. Surprisingly effective. The pegs glow in the dark for when you have had a few beers and would prefer not to clothesline yourself on a guy rope on the way back from the fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"565\"\u003eNo crawling around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"565\"\u003eNo awkward positions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"565\"\u003eNo commentary from your mates.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"641\" data-start=\"565\"\u003eNo more excuses from you know who.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"742\" data-start=\"643\"\u003eCall it whatever you like when nobody is listening, but PLEASE only use it for what it is designed for!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"YOWIE GEAR","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45271012966457,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/9967\/2377\/files\/tentpegs.jpg?v=1766294115"},{"product_id":"yowie-gear-tap-cap","title":"Yowie Gear Tap Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"195\"\u003eThese are silicone dust caps for taps and hose joiners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eThink of them like protection for your tap.\u003cbr data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eYou put it on once and it stops unwanted stuff getting inside. Dust. Dirt. Ants. Wasps. Spiders. All the things you definitely did not invite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eThe silicone band stretches over most tap fittings so it stays on where it should. No tools. No awkward moments. Just does the job quietly in the background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eThis pack includes\u003cbr data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e1 red dust cap\u003cbr data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"584\"\u003e1 blue dust cap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"603\" data-end=\"642\"\u003eBuy in bulk if you like to be prepared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"764\"\u003ePostage is free to Australian addresses from Toowoomba.\u003cbr data-start=\"699\" data-end=\"702\"\u003eThey ship in a standard envelope. No tracking. 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