Super Glooper 1000

This is a knife sanitiser dispenser.
It squirts gel when you flick the toggle. That is the whole idea.

It is called the Super Glooper because the nozzle is a teat style toggle that dispenses sanitiser properly, not in sad little dribbles. It is called the 1000 because it holds 1000 ml. "Super Glooper One Litre" sounded bloody lame.

It is made entirely from stainless steel.
Laser cut. BUT THEN ALSO Laser welded. No coatings. No paint. Nothing to rust. Nothing to crack. It will outlive most Landcruiser Utes, and probably even you.

It is designed for people who actually need to clean knives properly while working. Roo shooters. Processors. Anyone who does not want to mess around with plastic pumps that snap, clog, or disappear.

You flick the toggle with the knife.
Goop comes out.
Knife gets clean.
Job done.

No batteries.
No electronics.
No excuses.

If you manage to break this, you are doing something impressive.